Buy another human being.
Buy a donkey for love making.
Buy a gun.
Buy a dog.
Be a pimp.
Save Encyclopedia Dramatica, they're broke! WE NEED THE FUCKING MONEY!!!
Buy thousands of low priced transsexual hookers in a third world country.
Purchase gifts for a camwhore from their wishlist.
Enjoy the finer things in life.
Get your girl a diamond, since all women are materialistic harpies and if you don't, you'll never get laid.
Buy gabe buttsechs.
Get mugged.
Have the ability to post on Something awful's forums.
Speak "the language of love."
Be a Jew.
Obtain happiness and porn!
Buy a huge ass machine to divide by zero.
Lose it
